asuka-sohryu:

next time you’re feeling like shit

remember the sloths

they don’t do anything ever

and they haven’t gone extinct

you can afford to take a nap

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iplayydirtyy:

xo

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milodrums:

cuzimshort:

camilladilla:

terminallycapricorn:

istehlurvz:

dg9yaw5ndg9u:

glamattractions:

How eyeliner styles change your eye appearance.

Tagging for future reference

I TRIED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO SOMEONE ONCE AND THEY DIDN’T GET IT. I do this frequently with my makeup..

dang if only I could put anything near my eyes without them twitching uncontrollably.

I can never do a tight waterline since I am AWESOME at poking my eyes out with my eyeliner. 

I’m the fan of the winged tip. <3 My fav to do. 

ooo

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hurricane-head:

Did Joss write in the shawarma scene? How did that come about?

LITERALLY THE BEST SCENE IN CINEMATIC HISTORY I DON’T EVEN CARE 

WHO THE FUCK FILMS A SCENE TO A MOVIE THE NIGHT IT PREMIERES?!?

WHO I ASK YOU

JOSS MOTHERFUCKING WHEDON

(Source: old-vibrathor, via wingedflame)

hey-moarrk-hey:

so glad to witness this, I have tears in my eyes

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patch-mun:

rEAD THIS

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captainamericasbiggestfan:

jlq86:

Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here skippy, you might be magic and outweigh me by 70lbs and have a magic hammer, but I’ve seen Nick Fury without his morning coffee, so don’t try that shit on me.” Completely fucking unfazed that he’s talking to a God.

Son of Coul indeed.

“Listen here skippy.”

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

joelbyeman:

I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies

That explains a lot

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tattoostitsandcirclepits:

gotta love her

story-dj:

#you should reblog this every time it’s on your dash

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gavrochesmammy:

siriusbingers:

you put up your defenses when you leave
you leave because you’re certain of who you want to leave
you’re putting up your armour when you leave
you leave because you’re certain of who you want to be

#this relationship is so so important to me  #if draco doesn’t love his mother to death in fic - and vice versa - you’re wrong  #she didn’t want her baby to go away to durmstrang because it was too far away #she risked her life for him not just in the forbidden forest but potentially for making that unbreakable vow - surely voldemort’s reaction to that could have been a mess #it’s like - not even a question to her that draco is above all things #she reacts to the idea of protecting draco above all else with such - resignment seems too negative a term - just  #a total sound sense of OF COURSE this is what i am doing there is no other option#and that amount of love and loyalty is staggering  #and it’s not going to fall apart in the face of potential differing ideologies or queer leanings or anything else  #not when she shows so clearly by the end that draco matters to her more than these idealogies really do#i’m not saying she doesn’t believe in pureblood supremacy or have those beliefs ingrained in her in a very real way #i’m just saying draco means more to her than that

#one thing people forget about slyhtherins #the majority of them always put family first#may not go about it the best way #but family is always the priority

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ridinghi:

theannieplanet:

jimcashfan:

“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”

I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS

severe penalty

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steampoweredgrapejuice:

weavingthroughtimeandspace:

lolminoot:

Is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop

SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS.

settle down there Thor

(via wingedflame)

ckweek:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

Ohmygosh

I tried not to, but CAT.

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